Showing posts with label Ash. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ash. Show all posts

Monday, July 27, 2009

Low-tech Blogging

If you're reading this, I'm confident you think as I do about OIT (Operation Isosceles Triangle): it's a good place to get your weekly dose of the Fantastic Four's (Matt, Zach, Ash and Kate's) adventures with moms, aunts, and grandparents. Once in a while you also get an update from Afghanistan and Iraq, much like the Voyager spacecraft send telemetry when they encounter something interesting (but just send "I'm here" otherwise).

Before I left, I tried to assemble some pictures to tape to the wall to remind me, laptop or not, what home looks like. I asked for pictures in some cases, drew from the thousands we have on hard drives at home, and Autumn was nice enough to get some posters printed of collages. The result was a wall of pictures in my room, and assorted pictures that I cycle through at work.

When Kate and Ash discovered they could mail things to me, I started getting short notes expressing their various musings (like "this is a cat", written on an abstract reimagining of a cat) and their art masterpieces. Tonya advised me to enjoy the art briefly, then not worry about preserving it because there would be another wave in the mail in a couple days - good lord was she right about the production capability of the girls! I have actually managed to keep most of it, and I post the best ones on my ceiling and one of the wall panels next to the pictures Autumn sent:


My iPhone camera is kind of crappy, so there's not too much of a wide angle on it, but you get the idea. Anyway, I thought I would chronicle what happens each time I get Kinderart, since to the girls it must seem like Uncle James always says "wow, you guys did a great job on the last batch" but I never show them where their stuff ends up. Here you go, Kate and Ash!

Step 1: Select the best of the batch and prepare the duct tape.

Sorry, girls, there's not enough duct tape in theater to put up everything you've sent me. However, the best of it makes it to this stage, where I figure out what wall/ceiling panel it goes on:


Step 2: Roll duct tape and affix to perimeter of Kinderart.

Yes, everything you need to know about wallpapering a steel storage container that was converted into housing, you will learn in Kindergarten ...




Step 3: Press Kinderart onto wall.

Duct tape is amazing; it sticks even with dust covering the wall!


... and that's it! One "Ashley is Cool" sign on my ceiling just above where I look up when I sleep (thanks, Ash!).

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Mail Voodoo

Mail. Getting and sending it is one of those inalienable rights we have as soldiers, and one of the things I definitely took for granted before I got deployed. I'm not a big mail guy, but there's nothing like getting a letter in the mail when you're stuck somewhere not even the people who send junk mail can find you!

Mail is a strange beast out here. The Army runs its own post office branches ("APO" in the address where the city normally goes means "Army Post Office"), and soldiers go through mail handling courses to be certified to collect, distribute, and account for mail. We pick it up out of the same office that does all of our administrative stuff (the Headquarters Company), and they will take your small stuff to the post office. The big stuff has to go directly to the post office or FedEx - yes, FedEx has offices here! Mail under 13 ounces going to US domestic addresses is also free - kind of a shocker, but I'm not complaining.

I started this post right after I got 7 letters and postcards from my nieces, Ashley and Kaitlin, and my sister-in-law, Tonya. I'm sure Tonya accumulated a couple things before sending them out, but mail tends to accumulate through the delivery chain anyway, so by the time it gets here, if you mailed it within a week of something else, it may have caught up to it by virtue of the first one being delayed. The girls didn't write so much as prepare works of art for me - Kate did her impression of an Army Base, and Ash went the abstract route and gave me a cornucopia of mixed colors. I know it's cheesy for me to like mail like that, and I could have gotten a scan of each masterpiece through email, but would it really have been the same?

(Nice work, girls!!)